Lalala, Bratwurst.

azzie:

lefthandedjanice:

azzie:

nudityandnerdery:

and-down-we-go:

roranicuswilliamicus:

roboticespers:

Excuse me while i fantasize about having these clothes.

I demand you purchase all of these things immediately. 

Gentlemen: observe.

Dear Tumblr:

Install me as King of Canada, and I promise you that my wardrobe will improve to such levels as this.

While these outfits may look cool, they have no place in a wardrobe. The jeans kill them. With them, they’re too stiff and fancy to be considered casual, and they’d totally inappropriate for anything formal. They’re not even semi-formal; they’re just flashy and “hip.”

You’re always going to be either under- or overdressed in these ensembles, as flash as they may appear.

The entire outfit may not work, but the coats.
A nice coat looks great with any pair of jeans. I have a cute little black double-button up type thing with a half turtle neck. Looks corporate casual and is super warm. I love it. 

Both of the tan ones belong in my closet.

Oh, no doubt they’re workable. Ditch the jeans, and cool it on a few of the patterns, and you’ve got something awesome going on there. Just..not…as is, really.

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